500 $

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa. " Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay" says the lawyer, "your turn." She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer.

Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep. And you thought blondes were dumb.

Life without wife

Suraj ki Garmaish or
Begum ki Farmaish

2no me azmaish
or
Sabar ki pemaish hai.

Garmaish dimagh pr
Farmaish jaib pr asar krti hy

1 me paseena nikalta hai or
Dusray me paisa nikalta hy

Garmaish se bachna mumkin
or
Farmaish se bachna na mumkin hy

aik me jism jalta hy
tu
Dusray me dil jalta hy.

Suraj ki garmaish lag jaye
tu
Thandy juices peenay prtay hain
Lekin
Begum ki farmaish aa jaye
tu
Khoon K ghoont peeny party hain

Happy Life
Without Wife:

Shadi shuda L0g Sabar Krain
or
baqi Log shukar krain.

senseless GIRLS!.

Once a girl asked his boy friend,what will you 


do if i die? Boy reply: i will live happily,tension 


free n enjoy rest of my life.


 
The next day Girl commited a suicide n wrote 


a letter saying,i can do anything for ur 


hapines, moral:never kid with senseless 


GIRLS!.

Girl: Chalo main chupti hu



tum mujhe


dhundna.



Agar dhund liya to hum



shoping chalenge .



Boy: Agar nahi dhund paya to?
.
.
.
.
. .
.
.
.
Girl: Aisa mat kaho na jaanu

main darwaze ke piche hi


chupungi:O :P
.

Hahahahahahahah ­

A girl was chatting on facebook with a stranger

...

Stranger: hey pretty, could u plz

giveme your

email Id?

Girl: Oh Yes, for sure! :)

Its

Ihaveaboyfriendandilovehimalo

t@getlost.com

Stranger:

 Mine is

Iamyourfatherandyouaredead@mee

tmenow.com

hahhahahha.

What is the Psychology of a joke,

what is the Psychology of a joke,

Why the people laugh at jokes has been the subject of serious academic study, examples being

Emmanuel Kant, in Critique of Judgement (1790) states that "Laughter is an effect that arises if a tense expectation is transformed into nothing." Here is Kant's 2-century old joke and his analysis,

An Englishman at an Indian's table in Surat saw a bottle of ale being opened, and all the beer, turned to froth, rushed out.

 And the Indian, by repeated exclamations, showed his great amazement. - Well, what's so amazing in that? asked the Englishman.

 Oh, but I'm not amazed at its coming out, replied the Indian, but how you managed to get it all in.

 That makes us laugh, and it gives us a hearty pleasure.
 This is not because, say, we think we are smarter than this ignorant man, nor are we laughing at anything else here that it is our liking and that we noticed through our understanding.

It is rather that we had a tense expectation that suddenly vanished...

Henri Bergson, in his book Le rire (Laughter, 1901), suggests that laughter evolved to make social life possible for human beings.


Arthur Koestler, in The Act of Creation (1964), analyses humor and compares it to other creative activities, such as literature and science.

Marvin Minsky in Society of Mind (1986).

Marvin Minsky suggests that laughter has a specific function related to the brain of a human being.

 In his opinion jokes and laughter are mechanisms for the brain to learn nonsense.

 For that reason, he argues, jokes are usually not as much funny when you hear them repeatedly or twice from your friend of any other person.

contains some two hundred and sixty jokes.

 Written in Greek by Hierocles and Philagrius, it dates to the 3rd or 4th century AD, and contains some two   hundred and sixty  jokes.


 Considering humor from our own culture as recent as the nineteenth century is at times baffling to us today, the humor is surprisingly familiar.

 They had different stereotypes: the absent-minded professor, the eunuch, and people with hernias or bad breath were favorites.

 A lot of the jokes play on the idea of knowing who characters are.
A barber, a bald man and an absent minded professor eventually take a journey together.

 They have to camp overnight, so decide to take turns watching the luggage.

 When it's the barber's turn, he gets bored, so amuses himself by shaving the head of the professor.

When the professor is woken up for his turn, he feels his head, and says "How stupid is that barber? He's woken up the bald man instead of me."


There is even a joke similar to Monty Python's "Dead Parrot" sketch a man buys a slave, who dies shortly afterwards.

further,When he complains to the slave merchant, he is told "He didn't die when I owned him.

 Comic Jim Bowen has presented them to an amazing modern audience.
 "One or two of them are jokes I've seen in people's acts nowadays, slightly updated.

 They put in a motor car instead of a chariot - some of them are Tommy Cooperesque.