Thursday 27 December 2012

senseless GIRLS!.

Once a girl asked his boy friend,what will you 


do if i die? Boy reply: i will live happily,tension 


free n enjoy rest of my life.


 
The next day Girl commited a suicide n wrote 



a letter saying,i can do anything for ur 


hapines, moral:never kid with senseless 


GIRLS!.
Girl: Chalo main chupti hu



tum mujhe


dhundna.



Agar dhund liya to hum



shoping chalenge .



Boy: Agar nahi dhund paya to?
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Girl: Aisa mat kaho na jaanu

main darwaze ke piche hi


chupungi:O :P
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Hahahahahahahah ­

Friday 21 December 2012

A girl was chatting on facebook with a stranger


...
Stranger: hey pretty, could u plz


giveme your


email Id?



Girl: Oh Yes, for sure! :)


Its


Ihaveaboyfriendandilovehimalo

t@getlost.com


Stranger:

 Mine is


Iamyourfatherandyouaredead@mee

tmenow.com



hahhahahha.